Thank God we all don’t live close to each other. We’d be on a list and kept 1500 feet away from schools for sure. Could you imagine seeing a group of middle aged men going to see Minions on opening day more excited than the kids there?
“Honey, I gotta go, bye.”
“Where are you going?”
“Ummm, Home Depot, grocery store, cough cough go see Minions, Taco Bell.”
“WHAT!? You promised your daughter you’d take her on opening day. Are you going with those Bitcon nerds? Wait…are you in a costume!?”
“Ummm…Gotta go! Love you! Bye!”