Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant...


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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed… “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".


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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.


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I had to read the last line more than once…a little tipsy tonight…it being Tuesday and all…and yes…it is mad funny!


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LMFAO!!! Boys, do yer think they squeals when ya stick em?


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BTW: I just stole this and posted it to facebook


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thats a funny one lol

no problem I stole it from somewhere else and posted it here :smile:


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been there, done that…


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only if you hit a gas bubble in their decaying corpses.


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while you are correct about the rapid release of gas, I was making a clumsy Deliverance reference…


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Methinks the euro crowd may not have ever seen Deliverance…if they had they would avoid rednecks and hillbillies like the plague.


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I saw this movie many years ago. There are some things you just want to block from your memory and this is one of them. However it dose fit in nicely in this thread…lol


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I need to defend the HillBillies, they are smarter than the Austrians.

Austrian Revolver for Sale!

As new! Was only used one time!


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attach a selfie stick to that and we have a winner!!


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or

Either will do nicely for the selfie obsessed.